Things I Ponder while on the Elliptical Machine

1. Why do guys wear black socks with shorts to the gym? (or anywhere else, for that matter)

2. Why do people still wear those plastic-y workout suits that make them sweat? Hasn't anyone told them it's only water weight they're getting rid of, and that it only really works for wrestlers pre-weigh in?

3. Grunters. pssst...just take a couple plates off.

4. Why don't people re-rack their huge 45lb. plates when they are done? And why do they put the 50 lb. dumbbells back in the rack clearly labeled "5 lbs"?????

5. The unbelievably high Visible Tramp-Stamp Count.

6. Why the gym has yet to repair the 2nd Elliptical machine from the right on the first row, which has been broken for 4 months.

7. Was that Lindor Truffle really worth 10 extra minutes of cardio?

YES. It was :-)