Oops....I think

While on my most recent flight to Atlanta I got a coke from the flight attendant. As she handed it to me across the large woman in the middle seat, a little dribble occured during the transfer.

Although not completely my fault, I turned immediately to the woman to apologize and hand her a napkin....and she was sound asleep. I scrutinized the little coke-puddle on her white tee. It wasn't very big, and had already sort of soaked in.

I decided it would be really akward to wake her. What do you say? ("Excuse me Miss, sorry to disturb your nap, but in additon to waking you I just wanted to let you know I spilled coke all over your blouse."). So I just drank the coke really fast and got rid of the incriminating cup as fast as I could, way before she woke up.

Shortly before we landed, she DOUSED my pants and coat with her Arizona iced tea. She apologized profusely and offered me 2 napkins that disappeared immediately into the puddle on my seat.

I get it lady. Sorry. You got me good. I hope you feel better now.

And I hope that coke stain doesn't wash out!