Comfy sweats with Zippers: an Oxymoron

Thanks to Chi Blackwood for today's topic...I love requests!

So this is sort of a debate. Are sweatpants still sweatpants if they have zippers?

Fortunately, the manufacturer, J-Crew, has provided us with the proper nomenclature for this: "the Un-sweatpant."

The "un" apparently referring to the slimmer cut of the pant and ankle zippers.

Because who hasn't sometimes wished, "Geez, these sweatpants are really comfy but I wish there was some way I could make them TIGHTER."

Leggings perhaps? Or stick with your sweats. Because these pants are confusing...and kinda fugly.