Oh, Kelly, No

When I heard that Kelly Osbourne was now hosting E!'s "Fashion Police" I thought it was a joke. But the girl has really worked through all the fashion issues that come from being Ozzy's offspring, and I must admit, she cleans up well. Well done Kelly. I'm a fan.

But this, Kelly, THIS:

This reminds me of when Courtney Love took a swing at classing it up a few years ago, and was sooooo close but missed it by a hairbrush and a badly placed lipstick swipe.

"Fashion Police" is an uber-catty show in which the hosts throw out combinations of the best of compliments and the worst insults you've ever heard about another human being's clothing choices, often in the same breath. If you have the balls to rip apart a couture gown worn by an Oscar-winning actress on national television, then frankly Kelly, you're going to have to look a lot better than this while you're doing it.

This particular shot is from the episode during which they critiqued the Golden Globes red carpet. That episode would have been WAY more entertaining if Joan Rivers had stopped in the middle of the show and announced they were now going to have an INTERVENTION with Kelly about puffed sleeves, proper fit, hair and makeup, how you should donate or burn ugly bridesmaid's dresses immediately after the wedding, and under no circumstances should they ever appear in public again, let alone on a nationally televised show.

But I'm still proud of your progress Kelly O. Keep it up!