Dear Pedestrians,
First, let me applaud your efforts to Save the Earth, Fight Obesity, Reduce America's Dependence on Foreign Oil, or whatever other noble causes inspire you to choose to walk, bike, rollerblade, or skateboard rather than drive around the streets of Hollywood.
But I feel I must warn you. This has not been a good driving week for me, darlings.
Highlights include recieving a $50 parking ticket (expired meter, 2 minutes too late, but what do they care? The city of L.A. has an important memorial to pay for people! They need the funds!). I also rear-ended a MERCEDES. In the SAME DAY.
Also, I am blonde, a woman, easily distracted by shiny objects, fond of singing/dancing with the radio in my car, and am at the mercy of my blackberry at all times.
So be forewarned. This not the week to jaywalk in front of me or walk out at a 4-way stop. I cannot be trusted with your personal safety.
Xoxo,
Me
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april...your blog is funny. i want you to know that i heard about your mom's accident in january...but i just now came across mr. tommy's blog. i sat here for an hour and read the entire thing. it was like reading a book - i don't know her, but i feel like i do now. i feel like this message, from her accident, from the blog, from everything...was meant for me, for everyone who was there "exposed" to it....hope you know what i mean. i am so UNBELIEVABLY glad she's home, and yes i do believe in miracles...
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