Dear Santa,
I know Christmas is 5 months away, but I have some things I really need before then.
1. A new iPod. Mine died. And you really can't expect me to endure 5 months of workouts without music to keep me motivated. Otherwise you'll have to bring me a new wardrobe a couple of sizes larger come December, and that's going to be really bulky in your sleigh, what with all the other stuff you'll be carrying. So it's really preventative measure.
2. Tickets to Britney at the Staples Center Sept. 23, 2009. I mean, that's not really something you can save for a stocking stuffer. Time is of essence.
3. One of those big, bling-y Juicy Couture key chains. See, I have this new job where I walk around with all kinds of keys all day, so the keychain is sort of like part of my outfit. It needs to make a STATEMENT. Plus, my regular keychain is full.
It's not asking for a lot, and it might make your workload a little lighter come Dec. 25. Its a win-win! Also, L.A. has the same weather all the time, so it will even FEEL like Christmas when you come.
Let me know what kind of cookies you want. I'll be waiting!
xoxo,
April
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Are you calling me fat? B/c like, I'm no Santa, but I did fix your iPod, which isn't exactly like bringing you a new one, but it does accomplish the same thing...so, anyhow, if you're saying I'm fat like Santa, no worries, I'll try to workout more and eat less before you come back to see me again :)
ReplyDelete(Man, that was random....but kinda fun, and kinda funnier if I were drunk....but I'm sober and tired, so that's kinda like drunkish, right?)