OK darlings, we have about about two weeks until Labor Day...and we all know what that means right?
GET THE WHITE SHOES, PANTS, SHORTS, and heaven forbid DENIM OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM NOW.
I know it might still be hot, and maybe you just bought your white shoes on sale last week and want to get more use out of them, but it's just seasonally inappropriate after Labor Day. (That means you will look funny wearing it and people are talking about you behind your back.)
Please burn your white denim, especially if its a pair of skinny jeans.
And don't give me any sass about how these are old-school fashion rules that no longer apply...I KNOW you have something else to wear besides that WHITE pair of shoes or pants...I've seen all of the velvet & cords you've been wearing in July, and those knee high leather boots you insist on wearing during the summer.
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ReplyDeleteI think that Stacey London and the "What NOT to Wear" franchise are spreading dirty lies by encouraging people to extend the life of white on the lower half. You seriously get Easter to Labor Day. Get over it, get it out of your system - and yes, BURN the white denim!
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In "Serial Mom" Patty Hearst wore white shoes after Labor Day. John Waters always says that she was the only character in the film who really deserved to die.
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