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Friday, September 18, 2009

Pick-up Lines that don't work...

...but are there any that do?

All of these have actually been said to me or one of my friends, in the last couple of weeks...

"You have a boyfriend? Oh, I have a girlfriend too, but for you, I could forget her."

"When you walked in the door, I saw a halo around you."

"You are a very attractive human being...I hope you get the part."

"You already have dinner plans? Then cancel them."

"I'd really like to f*** you."

Yikes.

I recommend introducing yourself and offering to buy her a drink. I promise this will produce much better results than any of the above.

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