Pssst...Blake! Your hairstylist HATES you.

Honey, your hairstylist totally has it out for you.

Your dress and yourself are super hot. That dress deserves way better hair.

Instead, we have an unfortunately placed ponytail that evokes a conehead effect, and then it's BRAIDED??? WTF???

And it's not even a good braid...it's all messy and coming loose and really needs to be re-done.

Actually, NO. Don't. Just take it down and shake it out. Shake it off, and move on down that carpet. After you fire your hairstylist...

A straggly, messy braid? At the Emmys? Seriously???