The Virtues of Dresses (or the Evils of Pants)

First, I'd like to point out that for thousands of years women wore dresses. This pants thing has only been going on for the last 50 years or so.

Also, the people who encouraged women to wear pants are the same ones who thought burning our bras was a good idea. Does that sound like a group of people capable of giving sound fashion advice?

Dresses & skirts are just simpler & sexier. As long as it's not too tight, short, or see-through, you are good.

Pants on the other hand...there are so many things that can go wrong I can't even list them all here. Just look around next time you're in public and you'll see what I mean. Play it safe, ladies!