To the Manager of Big Wangs Hollywood

Dear Big Wangs person-in-charge-of-the-TVs:

First, kudos for putting the UGA game and TX game on side by side, with the AU game adjacent, so my friends and I could all sit at the same table together in peace as none of us were playing each other this week.

But I'm really going to need you to keep the sound on one of the games as long as there is a college football game going on.

And please, do not ever again under any circumstances, put the sound on a homo-erotic wrestling match featuring grown men wearing speedos, oiled up and writhing around in sexually-suggestive positions.

Actually, it would be awesome if you just wouldn't put this gay-porn-disguised-as-a-sport on any of your TVs ever again.

Xoxo,

Me