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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Pants are not optional

I'm halfway through the workday, and have already been flashed TWICE. By buttcheeks and cameltoe. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

One girl came into the office this morning in a dance leotard and hot pants (and I'm using the word "pants" in "hotpants" loosely). I assumed she was a resident coming in from the fitness salon, but no, she was wearing this outfit to prance around town looking at apartments!

The second girl came in wearing a long-sleeved shirt, boots, and black underwear. I kid you not. I saw her buttcheeks from the back and also now know exactly what kind of bikini wax she gets.

I know this is a big Lady Gaga trend, but she is a strange performing artist who also wears raw meat. Is this really the type of person you want to draw on for fashion inspiration? And it's not Halloween yet. So Ladies, have some self-respect...or at least think about the other people around you. There are "Gentlemen's Clubs" for this kind of thing.

INAPPROPRIATE.

xoxo,

April B